After a busy or stressful day, sit back and enjoy our unicorn jokes. These will make you laugh and smile.
1. Why did the unicorn fail the test? Because he kept pooping rainbows!
2. What did the unicorn say when he saw a rainbow? “Oh look, I’m in the wrong lane!”
3. What did the unicorn say when it was asked to join a band? “I’m sorry, I’m more of a solo act!”
4. What did the unicorn say when it saw a zombie? “Oh no, it’s the undead-er-horn!”
5. What did the unicorn say when it saw the dinosaur? “Oh no, it’s the extinct-er-horn!”
6. Why did the unicorn cross the road? To get to the rainbow on the other side!
7. What did the unicorn say when it saw a narwhal? “Hey, look, it’s my long lost cousin!”
8. What did the unicorn say when it saw a ghost? “Boo, I’m out of here!”
9. What did the unicorn say when it saw a vampire? “Oh no, it’s the blood-sucker-horn!”
10. Why did the unicorn cry? Because it had no friends!
Funny Unicorn Jokes
1. What did the unicorn say when it saw the rainbow? “Oh look, a shortcut!”
2. What do unicorns like to eat for breakfast? “Lucky Charms!”
3. What did the unicorn say when it saw a birthday cake? “Look, I’m already a year older!”
4. What did the unicorn say when it saw a shooting star? “Quick, make a wish!”
5. What did the unicorn say when it saw a butterfly? “Look, I’m a fairy!”
6. What did the unicorn say when it saw a rainbow? “Look, I’m a pot of gold!”
7. What did the unicorn say when it saw a rainbow? “Wow, I’m so colorful!”
8. What did the unicorn toys for girls say when it saw a rainbow? “This is the most magical place ever!”
9. What did the unicorn squishmallow when it saw a rainbow? “Let’s have a rainbow party!”
10. What did the unicorn say when it saw a cloud? “Let’s go for a ride!”
